i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
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