I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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