Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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