it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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