i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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