The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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