so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
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