This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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