Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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