does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Randomize
