Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I have post one night stand depression
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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