I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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