marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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