seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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