The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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