In the future we'll all be gay
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
COCAINE IS GR8
Couch. On fire.
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