finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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