I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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