This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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