If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
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