In the future we'll all be gay
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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