I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
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