Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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