My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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