Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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