She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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