His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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