How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Randomize
