dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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