Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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