Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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