P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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