we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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