You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
It's official drugs can't kill me
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
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