the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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