At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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