Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Thank you for not boning my boss.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
