you would pick up someone in the library
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Randomize
