i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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