I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize