The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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