apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
we're so committed to being not committed
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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