Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Randomize
