So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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