I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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