I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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