I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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