Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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