idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
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