I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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