Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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