Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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