Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
her vagine was all disorganized.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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