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Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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