Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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