Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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