wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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